April 20 – May 20: Taurus Cats form strong friendships with a few people rather than being the kind of cat who’s, like, all over everyone’s lap regardless of how much they deserve it. If you are a Taurus Cat, you also never give up once you’ve set your mind to something, which is possibly occasionally kind of annoying if you happen to have a persistent meow.

May 21 – June 20: Gemini Cats are full of life and energy, and they’re quick to adapt to different situations. They hate being bored and they are always sticking their furry little faces into everyone’s business, which is fine, because it is adorable.

June 21 – July 22: If you are a Cancer Cat, you are kind of a contradictory cat. You seek the security of, like, being in your favorite box or whatever, but you also long for new adventures, like getting into the pantry and knocking all the cans off the shelves. You are extremely complicated and unpredictable, which is all very well, but no one is going to take this too seriously because (like so many of these other Cat Star Signs), you have a furry little face.

July 23 – August 22: Leo Cats are extremely honorable and dignified. For a cat, I guess this means that they are maybe slightly less likely to lick themselves in public. If you are a Leo Cat, you’re pretty happy being the center of attention, unless there’s a sunbeam somewhere that requires your royal person to be asleep in it.