September 23 – October 22: Libra Cats are extremely empathetic, and they’re always quick to look at an issue from someone else’s point of view. Provided that issue is something about cat food or, like, scratching posts or whatever.

October 23 – November 21: Scorpio Cats are very deep and intense. They seem cool and detached, but deep down they are incredibly passionate about deep important cat questions like “If a sunbeam moves but you are too lazy to get up and go back to sleep in it, does it still really exist?”

November 22 – December 21: Sagittarius Cats are always optimistic and excited about the future and never dwell in the past. If you are a Sagittarius Cat, you are the kind of cat who thinks feeding time is always just around the corner, even if you just had breakfast.

December 22 – January 19: Capricorn Cats are incredibly ambitious, and they’re always determinedly pursuing projects to improve themselves. If you are a Capricorn Cat, you are probably even more of a control freak than regular cats, which is saying something.

January 20 – February 18: Aquarius Cats are visionaries. They are unconventional and they go their own way. Sure, they will use the litter box every now and then, but they’d prefer to surprise you.