Όποιος ξαναπεί για τους Παρθένους μαλακία, θα βάλω τα γέλια... Αν και μόνο ο Μέγας Αλέξανδρος, ο Ριχάρδος ο Λεοντόκαρδος ή ο Ιβάν ο Τρομερός, θα ήταν αρκετοί, πάρτε, ενδεικτικά, να τους ρουμπώνετε. Κι αν παρατηρήσετε προσεκτικά, θα δειτε ότι είναι όλοι οι καλύτεροι στο είδος τους (plus οι περισσότεροι βασιλείς και κατακτητές). Αεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεερα ζωδιάκια:

AUGUST 23
Gene Kelly  Shelley Long  Louis XVI of France Keith Moon  River Phoenix  Rick Springfield

AUGUST 24
Yasir Arafat  Steve Guttenberg 

AUGUST 25
Leonard Bernstein  Clara Bow  Tim Burton  Sean Connery  Elvis Costello  Mel Ferrer Ivan the Terrible of Russia  Claudia Schiffer  Gene Simmons

AUGUST 26
Prince Albert, Consort to Queen Victoria  Richard Attenborough  Macaulay Culkin Peggy Guggenheim  Branford Marsalis

AUGUST 27
Confucius (K'ung Fu-tzu)  C.S. Forester  Lyndon B. Johnson Mother Teresa (Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu)  Paul "Pee-Wee Herman"  Reubens

AUGUST 28
Ben Gazzara  Johann Von Goethe  Daniel Stern  Leo Tolstoy 

AUGUST 29
Richard Attenborough  Ingrid Bergman  Rebecca DeMornay  Elliott Gould  Michael Jackson Charlie "Bird" Parker  Dinah Washington

AUGUST 30
Shirley Booth  Timothy Bottoms  Cameron Diaz  Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

AUGUST 31
James Coburn  Richard Gere Van Morrison

SEPTEMBER 1
Yvonne DeCarlo  Gloria Estefan  Barry Gibb  Engelbert Humperdinck  Rocky Marciano Lily Tomlin  Wilhelmina of the Netherlands

SEPTEMBER 2
Jimmy Connοrs Keanu Reeves

SEPTEMBER 3
Alan Ladd  Ferdinand Porsche  Charlie Sheen

SEPTEMBER 4
Henry Ford II  Mitzi Gaynor  Beyonce Knowles 
SEPTEMBER 5
Jesse James  Louis XIV of France  Rose McGowan  Freddie Mercury Cardinal Richelieu  Raquel Welch  Darryl F. Zanuck

SEPTEMBER 6
Jane Curtin  Marquis De Lafayette

SEPTEMBER 7
James Fenimore Cooper  Elizabeth I, Queen of England  Gloria Gaynor  Chrissy Hinde  Buddy Holly Elia Kazan Peter Lawford
SEPTEMBER 8
David Arquette  Patsy Cline  Richard I ("The Lion-Hearted") of England   Peter Sellers

SEPTEMBER 9
Captain William Bligh  Angela Cartwright  Hugh Grant  Michael Keaton  Billy Preston Otis Redding  Cliff Robertson  Henry Thomas  Roger Waters

SEPTEMBER 10
Jose Feliciano

SEPTEMBER 11
Brian DePalma  D.H. Lawrence  Ferdinand Marcos  Moby

SEPTEMBER 12
Maurice Chevalier  Francis I of France  Barry White

SEPTEMBER 13
Jacqueline Bisset  Ray Charles  Claudette Colbert  Bela Karolyi  Mel Torme

SEPTEMBER 14
Ivan Pavlov

SEPTEMBER 15
Agatha Christie  Henry (Prince Harry) of England  Tommy Lee Jones  Jean Renoir  Oliver Stone  William H. Taft  Fay Wray

SEPTEMBER 16
Lauren Bacall  David Copperfield  Peter Falk  Riley "B.B." King  Louis XIV of  France Mickey Rourke

SEPTEMBER 17
Anne Bancroft  John Ritter  Hank Williams, Sr.

SEPTEMBER 18
Lance Armstrong  Frankie Avalon  Robert Blake  Greta Garbo  Samuel Johnson  Dee Dee Ramone

SEPTEMBER 19
Mama" Cass Elliott  Brian Epstein  Frances Farmer  Jeremy Irons  Leslie "Twiggy" Lawson

SEPTEMBER 20
Alexander ("The Great") of Macedonia  Sophia Loren

SEPTEMBER 21
Leonard Cohen  Liam Gallagher  Larry Hagman  Stephen King  Ricki Lake  Bill Murray  H.G. Wells

SEPTEMBER 22
Debby Boone  Nick Cave  Joan Jett